Reviews – Adult DVDs: Pirates (Blu-ray)

THE next generation of pornography has arrived! Welcome to our first Blu-ray review. The high-definition stock this is reproduced from is so crystal clear, it’s almost like being on the set!

Producer: Digital Playground
Director: Joone
Starring: Jesse Jane, Janine, Teagan Presley, Carmen Luvana, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie
Style: Hardcore

If you don’t already know, this is a piss-take of the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise. Digital Playground should be commended for taking a chance on a relatively big-budget production and putting in the effort with decent special effects (for a porno) and a more coherent plot than most of the Bruckheimer films they’re parodying.

Jesse Jane once again cements her superstar status with some particularly rough riding, Janine smoulders as she always does (man, she just gets better and better with age), Jenaveve Jolie is absolute sex-on-legs and it’s great to see the ever-popular Devon back in the mix.

Bring on Pirates II!

Five stars.

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