APPLE OF OUR EYE

Between her beauty, love for porn and passion for comic books, 21-year-old Mika could be every man’s dream girl.

Photography: Sienna Taylor

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Hi Mika, may we ask about your ethnicity? We’d like to declare it ‘hottest on the planet’.

I was born in Japan. My father’s Japanese and my mother’s English.

When did you come here?

I came to Australia in 2002. I had no knowledge of the English language whatsoever. I couldn’t even spell, “apple”. So I’ve done pretty alright for myself.

What was the first English word you learned?

It was “meat pie”. In Japan, pies are only for dessert—like apple pies. So when I first went to an Australian school canteen and bought a pie I was in a deep shock like, “What the fuck, there’s meat in this shit!”

Do you think in English or Japanese?

That depends on what I’m thinking about. If I’m thinking about comics I’ll think in Japanese, if I’m thinking about sexual things I think in English, since most of my sexual experiences are with English-speaking people.

You’ve mentioned before that you have a long history with porn. How come?

I was always a disturbingly curious child. I always recorded movies with sex scenes. As I got older I thought, “there’s got to be something better than this”. So I searched for naughty words on the net and discovered I was right: There were lot better things than sex scenes from movies. That was the most glorious discovery of my life. The rest is history.

Tell us about the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen.

I’ve seen a lot of strange things, mostly from Japan. The weirdest porn I’ve ever seen would be one where there were seven Japanese school girls standing in a circle. And in the middle of the circle was a Japanese businessman on his knees. And suddenly one by one, the girls starts running into the circle all farting on his face. He was covered in school girls farts and sniffing and moaning and loving it. How disturbing. I wonder at what stage in his life he realized he gets hard from being farted on. I’ve also seen ten Indian midgets play soccer naked.

We love you. Where can we see you dance?

I’m not a stripper, but if Penthouse readers would like to see me strip I’ll take a few pole dancing lessons and happily dance naked on a stage—it would be an honour!

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