Born in Canberra, kinky Kelly Surfer has gone from Australia’s Capital to the porn capital of the world, and is taking the American adult industry by storm…
Photography: Dylan Keyes
What’s changed since we last spoke to you in May 2011?
I’m actually based in Los Angeles now. It’s definitely fun. I’m probably the only Australian girl in the business at the moment.
Do you still have your Australian accent?
Kind of. I definitely don’t want to convert to an American accent. It’s not me, plus they love Australians over here.
Is it true that an Aussie accent can get you laid in the States?
Oh, yeah. My friend was over here recently and he was like, “My accent got me laid within five minutes.” With me, it’s like: “Hi, how are you?” And then the guy’s dick gets hard.
What are you focusing on at the moment, Kelly?
I’m actually prepping myself to do hardcore anal because, honestly, with that, you need to really practice. I’ve been training my butt hard and working with girls who do anal. A lot of girls always say they’ll never do it, but you kind of get over your vagina at times.
You seem very wise in the ways of bonking…
I was even thinking about opening a sex school. That would be funny. I’m always down to help a girl out. I mean the key to a good relationship is basically sex. If a guy’s not getting it or if the girl’s just complaining all the time, it’s not going to work.
What would you call this sex school of yours?
Down with the D Sex School. Seriously, though, girls need to know how to hold onto a guy. As you get older, you realise guys are very simple: if they’re not getting sex, they can get it elsewhere. If they are getting it, they don’t really have time to look around.
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