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In the five years that I’ve been sexually active, I’ve come to appreciate being orally pleasured the most. However, unlike many young ladies, I won’t return the favour. Call me a prude, but as much as I crave cock, it does not belong in a lady’s mouth.

Recently, I was at a party and I was challenged about my standards. “What if you found the perfect tongue,” my hostess asked, “and he just wouldn’t go down on you otherwise?”

I thought about it for a moment and then had to concede that, if that were the only way he’d eat me out, “Of course. What girl wouldn’t?”

She smiled as though she’d trapped me and smugly said, “Prove it!”

She suggested we hold a contest where, one by one, all the guys would audition. On all my dates, when the guy eats me out, I always take an active role by grabbing the back of his head and drawing it closer, but in the contest I wasn’t allowed. In fact, two girls held my arms and legs so that I couldn’t even grind my pussy into the guys’ faces. I even had to wear a blindfold. It was more than a little frustrating!

Although some of the guys’ efforts were impressive, most were lame and left me underwhelmed—until about the 10th contestant. Just before he went to work, I could hear a commotion among everyone in the room and figured this one must be really well-hung to shock them so much.

Within seconds, I knew that he was a master cunnilinguist. “Oh my fucking god!” I exclaimed. “Finally! We have a winner!”

As the tongue worked its magic on my clit, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Never in my life had I experienced anything even close to the ecstasy he brought me. His lips covered his teeth so he wouldn’t hurt me, his tongue was amazingly limber, and his cheeks sucked my clit right out of its hood! Then he did a sort of power munch that can only be called wondrous! I have a reputation at my uni as a screamer, and let me tell you, I couldn’t hold back that night!

After about 10 minutes, our hostess said to me, “Well, are you ready to return the favour?”

“I still won’t like it, but any guy who can make a girl come that many times deserves a blowjob!” I said.

Then the two girls let go of my thighs and arms. The first thing I did was reach behind his head and squeeze my thighs together to thank him, but something was wrong. He wasn’t a stud but a tiny guy. I opened my eyes and looked between my legs: It was another girl!

“What the fuck?” I said. “Was that really you?”

She nodded, smiled, and then opened her mouth to show me her pierced tongue. “How about we 69?” she asked.

“Let’s start by switching places,” I said. “You so earned your reward!”

That was my first day as a bi woman. Tiffany and I are a team now. Our favourite thing to do is to 69 with her on top while the guys line up and take turns doing her doggie-style and I alternate licking her clit and their balls. I’m getting wet just thinking about it!

-Sarah, Footscray, Vic

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