HOT SUMMERS’ DAY

Gold Coast babe Kourtney Summers sizzles by the pool and has us thinking about diving into the deep end…

Photography: Karl Clifford
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Scarlet’s Diaries…

To be successful at what you do you must first of all love
it. I love my job as a very high class escort for the rich, famous and ever so
naughty clients of mine. Every week I have no idea what to expect and with that
brings a great deal of thrill and excitement for me. I guess some people like
structure and routine? Not me, I love the element of surprise or more
importantly – I love sex!!

In my never-ending need to research different sexual desires,
this weekend I decided I would delve into the other side of the escort industry
by booking a male escort!

After running my idea past my fellow Stepford’s, two of us
decided we were very curious to hire one and see where the night took us. We
were interested to see how it felt to be a paying client and I thought to be
the best high class escort I could be I must have no boundaries when it came to
my job – work place research perhaps? We were wet and we were excited. So with
that we booked an executive suite at a beautiful hotel and secured a male
escort to join us that night. His name was Sam.

Now being on the other end of the spectrum as paying
customers we were able to understand the excitement and anticipation of paying
someone for sex. We had a few champagnes and went over his profile and visualised
what it would be like to sleep with this man. It felt naughty and we loved it.

At 8pm I greeted Sam at the lobby in a little black
cocktail dress with black lingerie lining my skin underneath. Ever the
professional he gave me a welcoming kiss and a little cuddle and we headed up
to the room to meet Maddison who was dripping in anticipation in her little
black dress with no underwear underneath. Sam aged 32 was average to good
looking with an extremely large penis that he said hadn’t been extended. It was
interesting being the client. I felt relaxed, extremely toey and very excited
to spend my money on something I loved – Sex. I knew that I didn’t have to
waste time on small talk if I didn’t want to and I certainly didn’t have to
worry about him not leaving when I had enough. He was a treat I had
indulged in and we were going to make the most of our two-hour booking with
him.

We wasted no time getting started. Knowing Sam was there for
a good time not a long time we wanted the time to be passionate and fulfilling
for all of us and within no time we were ripping each other’s clothes off and
taking turns kissing one another. A threesome is always exciting – so much to
look at, an extra body to play with and an extra mouth around your favourite
zones. Two people pleasuring you instead of one can never be boring in fact one
of the biggest turn-ons for me is watching my tongue and another girls wrap
around a man’s penis. Kissing each other while the knob is in both mouths! Now that’s
a vision you can never get sick of.

Sam took time on both of us and made sure all parties were
satisfied. Moans, screams and Sam’s grunting soon filled the room and an hour
in we were greeted with a noise complaint. Must remember to bite the pillow!

The first time we made Sam cum it was through oral.
Thinking we may need a break he insisted we keep going. Realising now why he
gets paid we didn’t hesitate to jump back on the bike and take turns in
orgasming ourselves. After two hours we decided to extend another hour and
handed over another sum of cash to the man pleasuring us. At the end we laid
exhausted on the king size bed as Sam gently stroked our hair and cuddled us.

I wondered in my head could this be a glimpse of the male version of The
Girlfriend Experience?

And with that I mentioned the time, we said our goodbyes and
as the door shut Maddison and I had a little giggle and fell on the bed
exhausted. We had done it! We had paid for sex and we had ticked off the
fuck-it list a threesome with a male escort.

Scarlet  Xx
The Stepford Wives

Classic Three Way

Penthouse legends Aimee Sweet (August 1998), Julie Strain (June 1991) and Andi Sue Irwin (September 1993), make a kinky comeback as the Trio Grande!

Photography: Emma Nixon
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Directors: Barry Sonnenfeld
Cast: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement, Emma Thompson
Sony Pictures

THE original Men in Black was a hit with moviegoers and critics because of how well it juggled the sum of its parts. A buddy cop dynamic with two memorable leads—Jay (Smith) and Kay (Jones)—led an exciting sci-fi-based narrative that boasted plenty of laughs, action sequences and a whole lot of heart. Suffice it to say, such films are a rarity, and the 2002 sequel was critically panned because it didn’t juggle those parts anywhere near as well as the original film.

But Men in Black II did make enough money to ensure that there would be a sequel at some point. Fast-forward 10 years and that’s exactly what’s happened. While Men in Black III is a whole lot closer to the film that started it all than the cash-in sequel (granted, that’s not a terribly difficult feat), it’s still a muddled affair of sporadic laughs and mixed energy contrasted by a healthy budget and plenty of collective talent.

The story kicks off with Jay and Kay’s friendship going through a bit of a rough patch. Overly chatty Jay takes issue with the seemingly emotionless Kay after the latter’s delivery of a matter-of-fact eulogy (a remembrance service that’s made even more awkward by the squeaking eulogy of Emma Thompson’s character). Meanwhile, in a secret prison facility, Boris the Animal (Clement) escapes and swears to travel back in time to kill Kay and stop him from imprisoning him in the late ‘60s.

Unfortunately, the cracks start to appear early on in the film, despite the potential of the premise. Smith and Jones’ buddy banter feels off, Thompson is ultimately underutilised despite her proven dramatic/comedic skill, and the hilarious Clement (of Flight of the Conchords fame) doesn’t have much humorous potential to work with in his straight-up-the-line Boris character.

Josh Brolin offers the strongest performance as the 1969 version of Kay, mostly thanks to his mastery of Jones’ accent and mannerisms; but even his character is problematic because of how chatty he is. Fans of the Men in Black series will know that Jay and Kay’s dynamic works so well because the former talks and emotes too much, while the latter does very little of either of those things. There is an interesting idea at play as to why Brolin’s Kay is chattier than Jones’ Kay and, while compelling, the reasons for this are ultimately tied up in a push towards an ending payoff that ultimately underwhelms.

The special effects are understandably top notch, with the time-travel sequences delivering sufficient wow both in terms of their presentation and the ideas behind them, while the action sequences deliver a satisfying amount of oomph. But the moments of Men in Black magic were too few and far between, as the film struggled to find a consistent rhythm.

It’s clear that the budget and onscreen talent aren’t the problem, though, as a lot of Men in Black III feels like it’s still at the ‘drawing board’ phase. When cameo appearances reap more laughs than the stars themselves in an action/comedy, there’s trouble. When some amazing ideas aren’t satisfyingly explored and, worse still, create an overall feeling of confusion by the time the credits roll, Men in Black III, unfortunately, disappoints more than it delivers.

MEN IN BLACK III is in cinemas now.

Review: Nathan Lawrence

Glittering Jade

All hail super-fit porn star Jewels Jade—the undisputed Queen of the MILFs!

Photography: Emma Nixon
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Lingerie Lust

Bisexual Queenslanders and all-round vixens Skyla Reign and Aylin Tempest luxuriate in a stylish sex session…

Photography: Automodelz
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Hi everyone
It’s been ages since I last blogged and you wanna know the lame ass excuse I have …. I lost my password … well yeah that was the main reason BUT these days with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Viddy and all other social media networking sites …. you have to have like 50 hours in a 24hr day just to keep up … not forgetting LIFE as well. What I have come to realise though is that I can post all the birthday suit picks I want on here and guess what I WON’T get deleted!!!!! YAY for us ALL right????

Ok what have I been up too …. well you don’t have all day so I’m going to try and be brief…. remember if you want to know more about something simply ask (doesn’t mean I will answer you, but ask anyway LOL – KIDDING hahaha)

SO I’ll list the new major things I guess …

I’m now SEXPO’s newest MC along another beautiful Penthouse Pet Suzie Q and MC extraordinairre Russell Gilbert. see http://www.sexpo.com.au/attraction-detail/275/Jewell for more info

I have also recent shot my new Australian Penthouse Cover and Centrefold with the amazing Andrew K but I’m not too sure if I am allowed to released the date as yet …. so stay tuned

I have also recently completed my Personal Training Certificates … so I’m now a Master Trainer, in Cert 3 and 4 in Fitness. So what do I plan to do with this?? Well aside from the obvious fact that I am now a Personal Trainer, I am currently building my website www.you will have to wait …. lol I am hoping to go LIVE on the 30th June 2012

I am now a lil magician too! Thanks to a lovely stripper turned magician himself many moons ago! I won the Miss Honey title in Darwin last year with my show and recently took it to the Penthouse Party at Hollywood Showgirls where I had a GREAT response and decided that it will also become my speciality show for bucks parties, 21st birthdays, boat cruises, christmas parties or any event for that matter …. so make sure you book me for your next party! I make things appear, disappear and even swallow razor blades. Remember my magic show is EXCLUSIVE to www.bombshells.com.au

YAY so there you have it … you should now be totally up to date with meeeeee…And if you’re not already PLEASE follow me on all these sites

www.facebook.com/justjewell
www.theexoticjewell.blogspot.com
Twitter @theexoticjewell
Viddy Jewell Tyler

Now for your reward …. pics of myself ….

another Andrew K production!

Myself and the lovely Belladonna @SEXPO

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and her babes!

Fleshlight anyone??

.... is the new SEXY!!

That ass you wanna bite!

I LOVE my job! I can be whoever I want to be when ever i want

it's nice and warm and ... boobilicious in here

I wish I could stay here forever!

not bad for wake and pic lol

the crown "jewells" 3 dermals and my hood in one sitting OUCH!!!!

And I promise not to be a stranger….

Love you guys
from me and the twins!!!

Jewell xoxoxoxo

Reign of Fire

Sexy babe Tasha Reign is a rising star of stage and scream…

Photography: Emma Nixon
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Directors: Larry Charles
Cast: Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben Kingsley, Jason Mantzoukas, Anna Faris
Paramount Pictures

SACHA Baron Cohen’s personalised brand of ‘love it or hate it’ humour has come a long way since the street-not-so-wise antics of his retired Ali G character. With The Dictator, the raw social-commentary humour offered by the likes of Borat and Brüno has been somewhat organised thanks to the presence of fully scripted events.

That’s not to say that Cohen’s General Aladeen character is always on script, though, with many lines that seem to come off the cuff; sometimes to the point where the supporting cast momentarily drop character along with their jaws.

If you thought that Borat or Brüno were offensive, nothing has changed to make Cohen’s in-your-face comedy antics more accessible. In fact, if anything, The Dictator has the most potential to offend out of any of Cohen’s previous clownish personas. The chances are good, though, that you’re reading this review to see if The Dictator can hold up to the consistent laughs of Borat or Brüno.

The answer is, yes and no. The Dictator falls flat in some of the sequences that come across as though Cohen and co have stuck too closely to what’s scripted and, thus, what doesn’t come naturally to this type of comedy. But when General Aladeen is firing on all naively offensive cylinders, The Dictator reaps some of the biggest laughs out of his films to date.

Plot is light in the form of General Aladeen attempting to keep the ‘scourge’ of democracy out of his beloved dictatorship in the fictional Republic of Wadiya. Aladeen is forced to travel to America to address rumours that he’s constructing a nuclear weapon. As would be imagined, the lens that Aladeen sees the world through doesn’t quite match up to the freedom-loving values of the US of A.

While there are several genuinely hilarious cameos that would be spoiled by calling out, it’s the main supporting characters—Tamir (Kingsley), Zoey (Faris) and Nadal (Mantzoukas )—that help keep the energy high and provide Cohen with plenty of complementary comedic strength to bounce off.

Faris does a solid job of playing Aladeen’s love interest Zoey, which includes the return of her patented wide-mouthed shock face. Mantzoukas offers solid comedic chemistry with Cohen that makes their shared scenes hilarious, but it’s Kingsley’s straight-man Tamir that takes the cake, if only because it’s so odd seeing him in such a ridiculous film and somehow managing to keep a straight face throughout the madness.

After the comedic dust settles, The Dictator stands as a film that will solidify your existing feelings towards Sacha Baron Cohen’s outlandish chracters. If you don’t find him funny, you’ll probably find him less funny after you leave the cinema. If you love his style of boundary-pushing humour, though, the chances are good that you’ll love The Dictator and should find more laughs in it than any other comedy released this year.

THE DICTATOR is in cinemas now.

Review: Nathan Lawrence

FRESH FACE

Hot Sydneysider Zena may be a first-time glamour model, but she clearly has the goods when it comes to getting her gear off

Photography: RICHARD ARTHUR

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