Serena Bailey
9 deadly words used by a woman …
by Serena Bailey on Apr.03, 2012, under Serena Bailey
i think you all deserve a little warning !
as i use ALL of these hahahah >.< Happy April my gorgeous Penthouse Fans !!!! 
9 deadly words used by a woman
1)Fine- This is the word woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2)Five mintues- If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3)Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4)Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5)Loud Sigh- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means that she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6)That’s Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7)Thanks- A woman is thanking you, so not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here- This is true, unless she says “thanks a lot” – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome”. That will bring on ‘whatever’.
8)Whatever- Is a woman’s way of saying F-YOU!
9)Don’t worry about it, I got it- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
by Serena Bailey on Mar.22, 2012, under Serena Bailey
Hey all you crazy penthouse lovers >.<
Its been a couple of weeks so i thought i'd pop on and share some random stuff with you all !! So im constantly asked/told. " omg why do you do what you do.. if you were my misses i would never let you do this " haha honestly i always think well its a choice i do this because i LOVE performing and i actually love being nude
and that why im not your misses lol !! ^_^
I really love travelling meeting new people and i just adore sexy lingerie and costumes ! i get paid to entertain and feel sexy ! !! Im even luckier that i get to pose sexy in front of a camera and be published for all of oz too see
i love that one day i can look back on all this crazy stuff and be like yeah that was me !
I mean here i am in a few pictures below in my birthday suit and feeling free and sexy ! completely in control and doing what i <3 so ENJOY!!
<3
Wooooww March already
by Serena Bailey on Mar.06, 2012, under Serena Bailey
So i was going through my diary today and all of a sudden released it’s MARCH :O i cant believe how fast this year is going !!! its crazy , i think as i get older the days go faster
i just wanted to share the March picture in my calendar with you all ! and im hoping this months everyone has smooth sailing stress free happy days !
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SHOW TIME
by Serena Bailey on Mar.02, 2012, under Serena Bailey
There’s nothing i enjoy more than putting on a sexy show for my fans!!! <3 here a couple of shots from one of my performances at the capital mens club canberra xoxo ENJOY
Monday !! :D
by Serena Bailey on Feb.27, 2012, under Serena Bailey
So for the past two months i feel i have been a wee lazy and very carefree with everything i eat and do haaha, so on the weekend i decided that i would start fresh from sunday night and re introduce y <3 of exercise and healthily eating ! !!
I went and brought a beautiful new blender to create yummy fruit and veg smoothies along with a trolley full of the healthiest yummiest goods i could find ! And then i spent all sunday afternoon chopping veggies and fruit and packing them into freezer bags for the week !
Today was my first day back into it and im feeling awesome already !! yummy oat,berries, banana, yoghurt,honey and flaxseed oil smoothie for brekkie , a green tea cucumber walnut blend with a turkey snowpea and baby spinach wrap for morning tea, roast beef mustard and salad for lunch and celery and pomegranate juice for afternoon tea ! an hour of yoga and stretches along with some leg work ! YES i can do this
i hope everyone has the most fabulous week EVER and i took these little snaps just for YOU !! >_<
Miss Nude 2012 and a quick morning training session
by Serena Bailey on Feb.24, 2012, under Serena Bailey
Miss Nude DVD **CLICK TO WATCH CLIP
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Miss Nude 2012
I just wanted to share a quick little snippet from the Miss Nude 2012 DVD
This was my first competition ever! and i came 2nd runner up in australia and was crowned Australia’s Most Sensual and Erotic Woman 2012 :O i couldn’t believe my luck! I was so lucky and i competed against some very HOT talents women ! wwwwhhhoowzza’s I must say i was disappointed with my final performance as i felt when i got off stage it was my worst show i had ever performed my hands were too sweating to do any pole work , my lighter didn’t work i felt quiet lost on stage , where the first two performances that i did prior to the final i felt were really good and i that my energy and sexiness was all up there lol !! but thats ok the whole experience was amazing and im hoping to compete in the 2013/14 comp! ee i think as performer this particular event helped me grow and groom my self into a much better showgirl !! and i can say with confidents that i took a little from every sexy girl there that week and it inspirited me to be the dancer i am at this point in time ! Im feeling super focused and excited and hope that in 2013 i will be able to tour with my little shows and get my sexy on for every one !!
i also popped some pics up from my training session and might even share a funny little training video with you ! One where i get stuck , hit the floor like an elephant and look a little bit awkward to say the lest haha but we’ll have to wait till next time to talk about that !!
<3 I hope everyone has an absolutely amazing weekend ! <3
Feeling happy !
by Serena Bailey on Feb.23, 2012, under Serena Bailey
WOW did i wake up on the RIGHT side of the bed or what
I must say today i am feeling incredibly happy , energetic and sexy
i should probably Do some spring cleaning or something lol but i tink i might go on some sort of adventure maybe go find some new sexy lingerie ( not that i particularly need any i quiet literally have a store room in my house filled with lingerie and costumes )!! Maybe i should play dress up’s
Last Sunday i did a sexy little shoot for Instyle Lingerie’s new catalog so i thought i should share a couple of the images right here for the very first time with you sexy reader ‘s
after all i think you deserve it after taking the time to read my little blog
so for this morning i leave you with these couple of sneaky previews ! <3

Welcoming my Self to the pet Blogs ! <3
by Serena Bailey on Feb.22, 2012, under Serena Bailey
- Celebrating Frisky February !
Hey guys so i’ve recently decided that i will regularly post all my thoughts , pics and general BLAB on the pet blogs section, as i’ve come to realise there really isn’t any other place better than here to do so, i think sharing here with people who are as genuinely open minded and appreciative of beautiful women , dancers, showgirls , glamour models and photography is just just a refreshing thought. So i am very excited to be on here sharing with you all !
I still honestly cant believe that i was so lucky to grace the cover of Australian Penthouse Magazine as the January 2012 Penthouse Pet, just the thought that i have been lucky enough to become a Pet is so truly overwhelming
to have the chance to run against Ozzie’s hottest most talented Girls is in itself and honour , i feel very privileged to now be considered at such a quality of those such as Jewell Tyler, Ashlee Adams, Montana May, Jessica Zaine, Cassidy Cruise, Nikita sage.. i mean the list goes on and on !! what total babes !!
So THANKS to everyone for there constant support and encouragement ! you all keep me going !!!
Looking forward to sharing with you all
<3
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