|Interview: Andy Round
What do you offer that other porn directors don’t?
What difference does a woman’s perspective make to adult cinema?
Why do you think Cabaret Desire won Porn Movie of the Year at the Feminist Porn Awards?
How do you choose your actors?
What can men learn from your films?
How successful have you been, in terms of actual sales?
What new trends are you seeing in the porn industry?
What was that first meeting with your parents like after they Googled you and discovered what you do?
|How do you plan to tell your children what you do?
I still have quite a while to work out the particulars, since my girls are only one and four, but I know it will take place after both the ‘sex talk’ and the ‘porn talk’, to give them context.
What are your thoughts on the Australian adult industry?
What sort of porn do you enjoy?
You’ve also produced the Erotic Bible to Europe. Do you have any personal favourite places?
What fun sex trends have you come across recently?
|What was the motivation for creating a canonised video game sequel to Aliens?
We felt that Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection weren’t necessarily what people were interested in seeing. They were great films within themselves, but where it left off in Aliens, there’s this feeling that there are bad-asses in space—Colonial Marines—and lots of xenomorphs. This is going some place, right? Then it went someplace else. There are lots of things that fans wanted from an Aliens sequel that we can fulfill.
Sounds like a great concept for a movie. Why did FOX sign off on a game?
How much time has passed between Aliens and Colonial Marines?
So after Ripley’s dead!
What familiar locations from Aliens should fans expect to explore?
Hang on. Wasn’t Hadley’s Hope destroyed in a 30km-wide explosion at the end of Aliens?
|How do you find that perfect balance between homage and originality?
We kind of approach things in three different ways. First, we have the source reference from either the movie stills or props, so we can get that real, authentic effect. Second, we have Syd Mead and a bunch of other people who worked on the film helping us to explore more of those environments. So with the Sulaco, Syd helped us with the concept art in order to explore the spaces we didn’t get to see in the film. And so we took that concept art and we went through and basically took what they had and built on top of it. Third, there are lots of areas that were completely unexplored, or that were explored and later partially destroyed. We get the option of seeing what happens after [the destruction] happens.
Is there an Aliens formula that you have to work with?
How has fan feedback been?
With the London 2012 Olympic Games thankfully now well and truly over, James Buckley lifts the lid on the amount of shagging that takes place at the world’s premier sporting event in his e-book Sex & the Olympics: Condomania…
by Nathan Lawrence
|How did you get involved with this project?
I was out one night talking to an ex-colleague who knew the people who were doing the book Sex & the Olympics: Condomania, and they were looking for someone to come in and jazz up the material a little bit.Are you worried about the International Olympic Committee (IOC) coming after you because you’re
selling out their dirty sex secrets?
I think that would be quite interesting, actually.
That’s the sequel…
How many condoms are usually supplied to Olympic athletes?
Why so many?
The big sponsors like to throw these big parties where the athletes attend as VIPs. You’ve got a few past athletes and that sort of thing, and most people can only peer through the doors and wonder what’s going on in there. And, from what we can tell, it gets pretty wild.
|So we can assume there’s a lot of sex going on…
That’s right. Twenty frangers per pair, which is more than one a day. The ’94 Winter Games in Lillehammer was quite an interesting one.
There were only 1700 athletes, but there were about 40,000 condoms, so you’re looking at 26 condoms per athlete. If you couple up there, that’s 52 per pair for a two-week event.
Are these athletes perpetually horny?
What sort of condoms are being handed out at the Games?
Who won the sexual Olympics?
Did organisers at this year’s London Olympics run out?
Recently The Step ford Wives toured to Perth, and let me say the Wild West did not
disappoint… I was lucky enough to secure a booking with a sexy, educated 34
year old client with striking eyes and the intellect and class to back his good
looks. How could this be regarded a job?
His plan was set, dinner date at a 5 star restaurant,
followed by me for dessert back at his residence for the entire night. Not only
was the answer yes but I was dripping wet in anticipation for days prior.
Dressed in a classy new dress with matching accessories and
long Hollywood curls I was ready to be wined
and dined and at 6pm he picked me and together we enjoyed a few glasses of
sweet Verve before our dinner date. For a moment I thought I wouldn’t make it
to dinner without ripping his clothes off and going in for the kill, but a
Stepford must be a lady in public and a very bad girl behind closed doors so I
maintained by status as good girl.. For now at least.
The build up of sexual tension would only ensure my orgasms
would be more intense, my pussy would be drenched, his touch would leave me
trembling once he took me home and explored every last inch of my body.
Dinner was beautiful, amazing views and the duck was to die
for, juicy and tender and washed down with my favourite Sav Blanc. Across the
table he sat and as he spoke I pictured his lips between my legs. We declined
the waiters request for dessert, after all every wine and dine should end in a
69 and that was just the start of things to come.
Back at his place, we ran his spa and filled it with coconut
oil and undressed each other as we jumped into the heated the spa and looked
over each others bodies. Not only was his body perfectly toned and in shape but
his cock was hard, thick and long – made for porn and made for my body. Moments
after hopping into the spa he invited me to sit on his face and I grinded my
pussy on his lips, his hands grasping either side of my arse as he licked me
from front to back. It was only minutes til
I experienced my first orgasm of many to come. He was experienced and after I
came I pashed my juices out of his mouth.
As I rode his face with my pussy a second time he raised his
hips out of the water and I sucked on his perfect porn cock and felt my legs
quivering from the intensity of having his cock in my mouth and my juices on
his face. We had now ticked off the wine, dine and 69, but that was just the
start of many hours of losing our minds in each others bodies.
We had a plan, we had a fantasy and that’s where our next
little rendezvous came into play – I was to transform from perfect little lady
into slutty little cop… Instead of arresting him though, he was going to turn
the table on me…. How could I say no?
Fishnets, black latex dress, badge, baton, boots and a pair
of hand cuffs made me feel every bit the corrupt cop I was requested to be.
Watching him lay back on the bed naked and at my disposable I grabbed the
handcuffs, laid on my stomach, arched my back exposing a glimpse of my arse and
watched as he took position behind me and handcuffed my wrists together. I was
now at his disposable, my body was his for the taking and I loved every minute
of it… Again his hands on my hips he pulled me back, my head pushed down biting
the blanket and arse in his full view for mister dreamy eyes. His fingers rubbing
my pussy I begged him to screw me. Some would say stockings can be time
consuming and mood breakers in time like these, not with us. Without a thought
he ripped the crotch out of the fishnets and exposed my little pussy and guided
his cock deep inside me. Hands cuffed behind my back I used them to grab either
side of my arse so he could see clearly the view of his cock pounding me. He
didn’t stop til I came then uncuffed me and rolled me over and told me I needed
to be breathalysed, I needed to put my mouth around his stick and blow til he
As I took his cock in my mouth I gagged from it hitting deep
in my throat, I looked up at him and smiled then spat on it then sucked and
stroked it while I kept eye contact with his. Watching both hands around a men’s
cock is one of the sexiest thing to visualise. It means he is very well endowed
and you can twist and massage and in this case suck his knob at the same time.
He was made for porn. And I was happy to be the Starlet in this fantasy movie.
All good porn movies end the same way and that’s with the ever incredible cum
shot! We didn’t stop until my face was dripping with his sweet tasting cum and
he reached down and with his finger scooped some straight into my mouth. Smiling
and swallowing it I mouthed the word “Yum” to him as he looked down at his
After 5 hours of sex and a walk on the beach, we retreated
to bed, body and mind satisfied and curled up in his arms.
The Wild West hasn’t disappointed… And the dreamy eyed
client left me loving what I do even more. Your body is built to endure
pleasure and I left with every inch of me craving for more.