Australian Penthouse

The girls walked down the dark hallway and stood in front of the locker room. “Anybody here?” one called. When no answer came, she turned to her friend and said, “Everybody’s gone! Why did that equipment guy tell us to come so late?”

“Hello, ladies,” the young man said, opening the door a moment later. He was kind of porky, with frizzy blonde hair and a ruddy pink complexion. He was in his team uniform, his paunchy stomach hanging over his belt line. “Millionaire cricketers can get movie stars, strippers, you name it. You’d be lucky to get anyone on the team. But look.” Continue reading “HIT FOR SIX” »

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