Tag: Reviews

Reviews: Film – The Artist

by Suzan Ryan on Feb.04, 2012, under Reviews

 

 

The Artist
Director: Michel Hazanavicius
Cast: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell
Roadshow Films

American physicist and sometime philosopher Austin O’Malley famously declared: “The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.”  Michel Hazanavicius’ film The Artist asks if it is not equally unfortunate for a man to lose an extraordinary career and, without a map, struggle to redefine himself.

The Artist is a love story, an introduction to the often harsh reality of life’s second act, and a look at the destructive perception of self value — what happens to a man when the things he uses to define himself disappear. It is also, for the most part, a silent movie.

It’s 1927, two years before the Great Depression, and the film industry is beginning to move from silent movies to “talkies”.  Screen idol George Valentin (Jean Dujardin) is the toast of Hollywood, the man with the Midas touch, his movies fill the cinemas and his debonair charm makes the ladies swoon.

While walking the red carpet for his latest film, George literally bumps into ingenue Peppy Miller (Bérénice Bejo). On impulse, she kisses George on the cheek, he flashes his million-dollar smile and the photographers go wild —“Who’s That Girl?” demand the next day’s press headlines.

The pair meet again months later when they appear together in a scene of George’s next movie. George moves across the room, dancing, momentarily, with Peppy. The four takes the director calls to film the scene are incredibly revealing — the chemistry between George and Peppy is undeniable, their faces and bodies revealing more about the developing awareness and attraction between them than words ever could.

The movie wraps and the studio declares an end to silent movies, beginning auditions for the talkies. George scoffs at what he considers to be nothing more than a trend, refusing to join the studio’s move into modern film. His stoicism inadvertently declares his intent to stick with the past rather than move with the future.

Meanwhile Peppy’s star is on the rise, she becomes the new “It” girl; Clara Bow to George’s Rudolph Valentino. When the Depression hits in 1929, George’s wife, Doris (Penelope Ann Miller), leaves him after declaring: “I’m unhappy”, to which the tired George replies: “So are millions of us.” Without any acting roles to pay the bills and with his personal possessions auctioned off, George is lost. “Congratulations, ” the auctioneer declares, “It’s all sold. You’ve got nothing left.”

While dining out with his loyal chauffer Clifton (James Cromwell in a moving and wonderful turn), he overhears a radio interview with Peppy where she declares her popularity to be tied to her new and modern appeal: “It’s out with old and in with the new,” she beams. George rises from his chair, becoming visible to a now distraught Peppy: “I’ve left room for you.” he says, sadly, before walking out. The apology Peppy offers to George, the next night, while at his doorstep, is filled with a delicate promise that is destroyed quickly by the appearance of Peppy’s young date, who declares himself pleased to meet Mr Valentin, as his “father is a big fan”.

George’s riches to rags tale mirrors Peppy’s rise to fame; they are two sides of the same industry. They share a genuine attraction that is all the more real due to it’s flaws and self destruction. Jean Dujardin is incandescent, entirely believable as a 1920s era movie idol, with all the charm and self effacement of Gable and Valentino; deserving of his Palme D’Or award. His effortless ability to move from charming rogue and likeable everyman to charismatic gentleman and slapstick comedian is a pleasure to watch. Berenice Bejo is instantly appealing as the sassy and beautiful new girl.

However, director Michel Hazanavicius is the real star; creating a memorable, heartfelt, funny and original movie that carries both the heart and the head on a rapturous ride that will leave you fulfilled and grateful that movies such as this can still be made.

The Artist is in cinemas now

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Reviews – Film: Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

by Suzan Ryan on Dec.10, 2011, under Reviews, Web Exclusives

Director: Brad Bird
Stars: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Paula Patton, Tom Wilkinson, Michael Nyqvist
Paramount

After John Woo nearly destroyed the Mission: Impossible franchise, it was in desperate need of a blood transfusion to take it off life support. In swooped J.J. Abrams bringing with him a grittier edge, wonderfully over-the-top villains and lens flares by the truckload. With Abrams taking a step back to the role of producer, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has a new director at the helm, Brad Bird, and fans can rest assured that he carries on in Abrams’ footsteps while leaving his own indelible mark on the series.

Known for animated features such as Ratatouille, The Incredibles and the superb The Iron Giant, Brad Bird might seem like an odd choice to take the reins of a Hollywood blockbuster, but his attention to detail, mature plot lines, keen eye for action and spot-on tension relieving humour are a perfect fit for the franchise.

After a mysterious explosion decimates The Kremlin, Ethan Hunt and the IMF find themselves scapegoats for the international incident with the entire agency disavowed. Out in the cold with no support on the trail of a madman with designs of a worldwide nuclear holocaust, Ethan and his crack crew are all that stands in the way of this imminent threat.

Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt delivers yet another fine action-packed performance, though the focus this time around is more on the team as a whole, with each character struggling with their own issues and story arc. Jeremy Renner’s Agent Brandt provides a perfect counterpoint to Hunt, with an intertwined secretive history to boot. Paula Patton smoulders as the bloodthirsty Jane Carter, hunting down an assassin and seeking revenge for the death of her partner, while Simon Pegg provides the comic relief as Dunn as well his over-enthusiastic perspective as the green rookie now that his field status has been approved.

In another brilliant piece of casting, an unexpected nemesis enters the fold with Michael Nyqvist playing the maniacal Kurt Hendricks who is hell-bent on bringing about Armageddon to give humanity a fresh start. It’s great to see Nyqvist ham it up as the bad guy, with moviegoers more familiar with his stalwart role as all around hero Mikael Blomkvist in the Millennium film trilogy.

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol is a wild ride and the perfect popcorn action flick. The pacing is spot on with a stronger focus on hand-to-hand combat in this instalment bringing with it a distinct Bourne Identity feel. Brad Bird has done one hell of a job for his first Hollywood jaunt. Sydneysiders are in for a bonus if they head down to the IMAX at Darling Harbour. Before the screening you’ll be treated to a six-minute sneak peek of The Dark Knight Rises with an excerpt introducing the Caped Crusader’s latest nemesis, Bane.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL is in cinemas 14 December, 2011.

Review: Dave Kozicki

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Reviews – Film: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

by Suzan Ryan on Nov.17, 2011, under Reviews, Web Exclusives

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Director:
Tomas Alfredson
Cast: Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, John Hurt, Mark Strong, Colin Firth, Tom Hardy, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ciarán Hinds
Universal

THE makers of the film adaptation of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy had their work cut out for them from the outset. First off, the film is based on a renowned John le Carré novel from 1974 that was then faithfully adapted into a seven-part five-hour long BBC miniseries in 1979. Intimidating street cred aside, the concept of condensing the layered novel and five-hour faithful miniseries adaptation to two-hour flick would have been a challenge and a half.

And yet, for the most part, director Tomas Alfredson and writers Bridget O’Connor and Peter Straughan do an admirable job of capturing the essence of the core plot. Although, certain subplots and extended characterisation have had to be condensed, in some instances, to the point where particular important characters suffer from limited screen time.

Speaking of plot, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy tells the cerebral and juicy tale of a Cold War era MI6 (or “the Circus” as they call it due to its proximity to major London landmark, Piccadilly Circus) that has to deal with the harsh realities of uncovering a Soviet mole that is ranked high in the British spy agency. Unlike the original material, the Brits are actively seeking to open communication channels with American spy agencies, but are struggling to regain face after a series of unfortunate events.

Control (John Hurt) has dispatched undercover agent Jim Prideaux (Mark Strong) to gather information on the identity of the MI6 mole. But after this plan backfires, Control is forced out as head of the Circus along with his top lieutenant George Smiley (Gary Oldman). When information about the mole resurfaces, Smiley is brought out of retirement to conduct a secret investigation to plug the Soviet leak.

The cast is impressive. Oldman owns his portrayal of Smiley in an eerie channelling of Sir Alec Guinness that is so spot on that it is disconcerting. Strong continues to showcase his diversity, providing heart to the drama. Hurt dominates with his more aggressive take on Control, while the supporting cast of Firth, Hardy and Cumberbatch all hit the right notes.

Impressively, the filmmakers retained many of the subtleties and pacing that made the BBC original so strong, with only minor gripes about plot conveniences  that jar next to otherwise clever composition. Our biggest complaint is the fact that some of the compelling characterisation featured in the BBC series takes a back seat for the sake of  plot advancement.

The always-strong Ciarán Hinds (as Roy Bland) is criminally underused, and the key roles of Toby Esterhase (David Dencik) and Percy Alleline (Toby Jones) are reduced to infrequent appearances. Inexplicable homosexual overtones regarding some of the characters feel tacked-on and superfluous to characterisation rather than an organic aspect of the story.

Ultimately, however, these concerns are minor by comparison to the overall achievement of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. In a world where savvy thrillers are often watered down with mindless action, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy dares to defy convention and stay true to its roots where brains and smart storytelling triumph.

TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY is in cinemas January 19, 2012.

Review: Nathan Lawrence

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Reviews – Film: Midnight in Paris

by Suzan Ryan on Oct.27, 2011, under Reviews

Midnight in Paris

Director: Woody Allen
Cast:
Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Marion Cotillard, Michael Sheen
Hopscotch

NOSTALGIA and the persistent feeling that things used to be better in the “good old days” is something most people can relate to.

Whether you hanker for a time when lopping limbs off recalcitrant peasants from atop a mighty steed was considered socially acceptable, or pine for a few weeks ago—before an unfortunate conquest in a nightclub toilet left you with a dose of something itchy and sticky—it’s a universal theme.

Everything looks better in retrospect and Midnight in Paris, Woody Allen’s latest film, takes this idea and runs with it.

The plot revolves around Gil (Owen Wilson) the typical neurotic, navel-gazing, Woody Allen analogue. Gil is a successful, albeit creatively discontented, screenwriter who is engaged to Inez (Rachel McAdams). Inez and her parents take Gil with them on a business trip to Paris.

The city of lights reinvigorates something within Gil, a spark of artistic inspiration and he starts pontificating about his novel and unfulfilled ambition to create something with meaning. Gil’s specific obsession with Paris in the 1920′s soon alienates Inez and her achingly bourgeois parents, leading the frustrated word nerd to drink too much wine and go for a boozy wander.

Before you can say “magical realism” a vintage car pulls up in front of the bewildered Gil, the occupants encouraging him to join them for more revelling. Gil goes along for the ride and before too long realises he has ended up in some kind of space/time delay—a portal to the very era he so earnestly yearns for: Paris in the 1920s.

This is where Midnight in Paris really comes to life. The 20 or so minutes it takes to get there are, frankly, a little painful. Certainly they’re meant to give Gil the requisite motivation to want to escape but it’s hard to imagine what he ever saw in Inez—other than the fact she’s kind of hot.

Your enjoyment of the rest of the film really depends on how charming you find the idea of going back in time to meet one’s literary and artistic idols. Gil is soon chatting with the likes of Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Salvador Dali and T.S. Eliot, not to mention making time with Adriana (played by the toe-curlingly lovely Marion Cotillard).

What follows is an amiable enough little story that, while very predictable, is undeniably sweet and romantic. It’s certainly Woody Allen’s most accessible film in years, recalling The Purple Rose of Cairo in its sense of wit and whimsy.

Owen Wilson is never quite as convincing as he needs to be, coming off a bit too California surfer boy and not enough angsty artist but the rest of the cast are uniformly stellar. Corey Stoll, Tom Hiddleston and Alison Pill (as Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda Fitzgerald respectively) are particularly solid and give the film a sense of authenticity even when things take a turn for the silly.

Midnight in Paris is a slight but enjoyable movie and though one could be nostalgic for a time when Woody Allen used to make great films (Annie Hall, Manhattan) as opposed to pretty good ones—it does seem a rather petulant position to take. Taken as a sweet little adventure with solid acting, memorable moments and bulk travelogue footage—Midnight in Paris is a success.

MIDNIGHT IN PARIS is in cinemas now.

Review: Anthony O’Connor

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Reviews – Film: Take Shelter

by Suzan Ryan on Oct.10, 2011, under Reviews, Web Exclusives

Take Shelter

Director: Jeff Nichols

Cast: Michael Shannon, Jessica Chastain, Tova Stewart, Shea Whigham, Katy Mixon

Sony Pictures

Take Shelter has been a long time coming to the big screen, given that it premiered at Sundance Film Festival and was summarily acquired by Sony Pictures in January.

Michael Shannon stars as family man Curtis who is plagued by dreams about the end of the world. Such is the impact of Curtis’ dreams that he starts to plan for their occurrence.

An unfortunate dream early on in the piece about his dog attacking him leads to Curtis forcing the inside dog outside and behind a fence. And when Curtis’ dreams begin to consistently reflect a storm of biblical proportions, he starts to work on fortifying the family’s dusty storm shelter.

Fearing what his wife Samantha (Jessica Chastain) will think, Curtis tries to keep his storm shelter renovations a secret. But there’s only so much discrete potentiality when trying to drop a shipping container in the backyard to expand the storage potential of your existing storm shelter.

The problem is that their hearing-impaired daughter Hannah (Tova Stewart) requires life-changing surgery that’s dependent on Curtis’ job-supplied life insurance. And considering he’s been borrowing company equipment to work on the storm shelter, Samantha is less than impressed.

Even though Curtis believes enough in his apocalyptic visions to start taking measures to protect his family from their potentiality, he’s not completely without reason. He secretly seeks professional help, protecting his family on two fronts: from his probable failing sanity and from the humanity-destroying storm that he believes is coming.

To reap the real rewards of Take Shelter, you’ll have to be prepared for a slow burn. Although Curtis’ dreams/visions are quite frequent and intense, the pacing of the film is very slow.

In fact, it’s a difficult watch in parts because of the constant dichotomy of the small family drama versus the constant musing over whether Curtis’ dreams will prove him sane or insane.

Even though Take Shelter does a good job of balancing out the potential insanity versus potential apocalypse push and pull, the further you get into the film, the more apparent it is that it can only end in one of those ways. But this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. At the point where I started losing interest, Michael Shannon showed his acting diversity in a Curtis-versus-town confrontation scene that’s well worth the lead up. Thankfully, the ending also comes together in a wholly satisfying way that rewards the patient viewer.

Take Shelter may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for patient viewers looking for a different type of film with a strong character focus, this both impresses and, thankfully, makes a whole lot of sense by the time the credits roll.

TAKE SHELTER opens nationally on October 13, 2011

Review: Nathan Lawrence

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Review – Classic DVD: Cube

by Suzan Ryan on Oct.07, 2011, under Reviews

THE LOWDOWN

CUBE proves that just because an actor appears on the front of a DVD, it doesn’t mean he’ll make it past the first five minutes. After the faux protagonist shows us how deadly his strange surroundings can be, we meet a seemingly unexceptional group of clueless survivors.

Quentin (Maurice Dean Wint) claims to be a cop, Worth (David Hewlett) is a morose architect, Leaven (Nicole de Boer) is a brilliant maths student, Holloway (Nicky Guadagni) is a conspiracy-spouting doctor, and Rennes (Wayne Robson) is a savvy ex-con who has escaped his fair share of prisons.

Thanks to Leaven and an autistic man named Kazan (Andrew Miller), who the group meetswhile trying to find an exit, they figure out a mathematical method to the cubic madness, but that doesn’t stop them asking impossible questions and eventually turning on each other.

NUTS AND BOLTS

Director Vincenzo Natali and actor David Hewlett are old school friends who created the short film Elevated (find it on YouTube) to show potential investors the kind of horror that could be achieved in a confined space. While most of Elevated was shot in a lift, Cube upscaled to a 4.3 x 4.3 x 4.3m set with interchangeable lighting panels to give the illusion of multiple cubic rooms.

Rumour has it early drafts of the script had the characters discovering peculiar alien food that suggested a definitive explanation for the cube. However, this idea was scrapped in favour of deliberate ambiguity, with Natali reportedly vowing never to reveal what is actually outside the cube. The characters are all named after American prisons.

DVD EXTRAS

Unfortunately, the Cube DVD is as sparse on extras as the film is on locations. Standard features such as audio commentary by Natali, a handful of deleted scenes and a trailer are on offer, but the afterthought inclusion of production art and storyboards act as more of a tease.

Scandalously, the Cube/Cypher (the latter is also directed by Natali) Blu-ray combo has no extras whatsoever.

VERDICT

Instead of relying on the cheap gore of many fright flicks, Cube focuses on the infinitely more interesting and ever-fallible human psyche. Thirteen years after its release, the breakthrough low-budget indie still holds its own as a compelling and unique sci-fi/horror romp.

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Reviews – Adult DVDs: All Internal Vol. 12

by Suzan Ryan on Oct.04, 2011, under Adult Reviews, Blu-ray, DVD

IT’S hard not to love the well-worn formula of the All Internal series. Suitably tarted up in all manner of skimpy, kinky outfits, the lovely young ladies present a solo tease, followed by a scorching masturbatory or dildo show to get their creative juices flowing, and are then impaled by a young buck or two with no pretence or ceremony.

The well-hung dudes work like sex machines and balls-to-the-wall anal is the order of the day. As the title suggests, all of the finales are sticky cream pies and often come after double penetrations. This is hard and nasty sex at its very best—in other words stock-standard fare from the hardcore champs at Jules Jordan Video.


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Reviews – Adult DVDs: Private: Best Of Big Boobs Power 2

by Suzan Ryan on Oct.04, 2011, under Adult Reviews, Blu-ray, DVD


AS the great Kenny Powers of HBO’s Eastbound and Down once said, “All the ass magic in Mexico can’t change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I’m not an ass man. I’m a tit man. I like big-ass boobs—now, and forever.”
 

Inspirational words to live by, and Private’s Best of Big Boobs Power 2 would be right up Kenny’s alley, as it shows off some of the best naturally endowed and silicone-enhanced talent Private has to offer.

Outdoors sex and double-teaming are rife, with the girls having their wicked ways with eager partners. Aletta Ocean gets the ball(s) rolling as she administers her special brand of oral healthcare to a suffering patient, Jessica Moore goes commando in the bush and Jane Darling, who’s blessed with a particularly spectacular set of all-natural norks, gets worked over by a more-than-helpful pool boy who clearly can’t believe his luck. All hail hooters!


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Motoring: 1968 Ford Mustang

by Suzan Ryan on Sep.22, 2011, under Reviews, Reviews

ABOUT three years ago, Ziggy’s Hot Rods, north of Newcastle in New South Wales, was commissioned to build a Targa-type competition race car. It soon became apparent that the newly acquired client had very high expectations of the project’s outcome, and Ziggy’s Hot Rods was up to the challenge. 

The original plan was to go for a fake Hoey, but the problem is that you can’t get a rolling Falcon shell for under 10 grand these days and parts are near impossible to come by. Ziggy’s Hot Rods boss, Greg Sadler, persuaded the client to consider a Mustang: “They’re easier to find, they retain value and parts can always be sourced”, claims Sadler.

With the decision made to go with the Mustang, Ziggy suggested a practical finish that would be easy to maintain, but the client simply wouldn’t have it; he rejected recommendations of a low-gloss, satin-finished engine bay in favour of the full show car under-bonnet.

The same mindset was extended to the interior, exterior, boot and undercarriage of the car until what they finished up with was a race car built to show-car specs, or should that be a show car built to race-car specs? So precise was the finished product and quality of workmanship that Ziggy’s creation took out a Top 10 award at Canberra’s Summernats 2011.

From the outset, the concept was to build a timeless classic and not a trendy fashion statement that would be dated before the paint was dry.

The overall concept of the build was a throwback to the classic feel of 1960s Mustangs. Influences such as the handcrafted quarter windows and 1969 Boss-style bonnet scoop set this car apart from the crowd. It was important for all modifications to flow into the car rather than draw singular attention.

The decision to bypass the use of electronic fuel injection was a conscious one in a bid to keep with traditional 1960s muscle car design and retain the classic, raw horsepower feel of the era.

The workmanship that has gone into the body of the car is nothing short of mind-blowing when you look beneath the surface. Every single centimetre of the body has been manipulated in some way, a process known as “surfacing”.

According to Ziggy, at least six months of time and labour were invested in the surfacing alone on this car. A precision instrument called a digital caliper was used to measure the alignment of each of the panels. Ziggy strived to attain a consistent three-millimetre gap on all opening panels,a massive improvement over the consistency of the original factory tolerances. 

The front guards were sliced and shifted closer to the bonnet. A similar approach was taken on the boot lid to achieve the mandatory three millimetres throughout. The body sills, lower quarters and rear beaver panel were all handmade and designed to extend a further 40 millimetres lower than standard to help achieve the vehicle’s tough stance.

For what was intended to be a race car, this may sound like overkill, and perhaps it is, but the end result unashamedly embraces the best of race grunt and classic road style.

The interior sports a sharp, clean and simplistic finish while stylishly housing all the race-required equipment. The roll cage was built into the interior’s trim in order to meet both race and show specs and incorporates an X-frame with harness mounts. Gauges, air vents and audio controls are rounded to fit in with the era of the car’s design.

The gauges were all designed by Ziggy and then custom-made, while the Clarion control pod is a marine unit. The entire audio system, with the exception of the Clarion control pod, is hidden within the vehicle’s trim work and interior panelling so as not to detract from the race feel.

The Muzzy is powered by a 427-cubic inch small-block Windsor. The mill is estimated to be capable of around 650 horsepower and was built by Pro Flo Performance. As you’d expect with a project originally intended to produce a race car, the pennies weren’t spared on the internals.

The air/fuel mix is supplied by a Holley 850 carburettor via an Edelbrock manifold. The mix is then compressed into the Edelbrock heads by a set of JE competition pistons and the crank shaft and conrods are heavy-duty Eagle units. Ignition is handled by an MSD Blaster. Removal of the exhaust gases is provided by Ziggy’s own dual system matched to Flowmaster mufflers.

Getting all of that power to the back wheels requires the correct driveline set-up in order for the car to be competitive on race day. The gearbox is a Tremec TKO five-speed manual with a McLeod clutch in front. The diff set-up is a Strange six-inch 3.5:1 PosiTrac.

Stopping power on the Muzzy is provided by a set of Baer/Alcon six-piston monoblock brake callipers with 13.5-inch rotors, while cornering and stability is handled by TCI with RSS struts and Eibach springs up front. Triangulated four-link suspension and Varishock adjustable shocks are installed at the rear.

This is one of those cars where the more you look, the more you find. This classic Mustang represents American muscle car royalty. Tough and raw yet also sophisticated and easy on the eye.

With all the blood, sweat and tears that has gone into this automotive work of art, the million-dollar question is: Will the owner race it now that it’s complete? Greg Sadler says the owner is yet to decide, but if this creamy classic was yours, would you?

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Reviews – Adult DVDs: Sex & The City: The Original XXX Parody

by Suzan Ryan on Sep.21, 2011, under Reviews

WE’VE often wished that the entire cast of Sex and the City would go fuck themselves, and now it seems that fantasy has become reality, as the finale in this stellar XXX parody offers up an explosive free-for-all between the four female leads. Much like the television show it is lampooning, the plot is of no consequence.

New Sensations merely sets up the action and allows it to unfold. Charlotte (Starr) comes to terms with her new-found nymphomania as she exhibits her deep-throat prowess, Miranda (Voss) satisfies her man’s need for a three-way, and Samantha (Paige) devours her well-built neighbour with genuine gusto.

Infinitely more watchable than the US original, this funny and sexy stick flick is the perfect movie to enjoy with your favourite female.


 

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