Tag: Reviews
Reviews – Adult DVDs: The Smiths
by Suzan Ryan on Sep.12, 2011, under Adult Reviews, Blu-ray, DVD
Motoring: Tesla Roadster
by Suzan Ryan on Jul.01, 2011, under Reviews
DVD review: Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time
by admin on Oct.27, 2010, under Reviews, Web Exclusives
PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
DIRECTOR: MIKE NEWELL
STARS: JAKE GYLLENHAAL, GEMMA ARTERTON, BEN KINGSLEY, ALFRED MOLINA
WALT DISNEY STUDIOS HOME ENT.
FILMS based on videogames tend to be diabolically bad—Street Fighter, House of the Dead, Wing Commander, BloodRayne… Thankfully, Prince of Persia is one of the rare exceptions. It’s not The Lord of the Rings, but it’s a decent action adventure that remains true to its platform-gaming roots—which is to say there’s plenty of running, jumping and hitting things in a pseudo-historical Arabian setting. It helps to have a competent director at the helm and Mike Newell has experience with both magical mumbo-jumbo and desert locales, having previously made Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire plus a bunch of Young Indiana Jones episodes.
The suitably ancient plot sees the Persian king murdered and his adopted son, Prince Dastan (Gyllenhaal), blamed for the deed. The prince goes on the run in an attempt to clear his name, reluctantly joined by political pawn Princess Tamina (Arterton). Initially, she can’t stand the sight of him, so you know where that’s gonna lead. As for why someone would commit regicide, could it have anything to do with Dastan’s sneaky Uncle Nizam (Kingsley) or the strange dagger that it’s Tamina’s duty to protect? Of course it could, but this movie is less about the destination than the scenery and colourful characters encountered along the way, such as the ostrich-racing Sheik Amar (Molina) or the mystical killers known as the Hassansins.
For a Disney release, you may be disappointed to learn that the DVD of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time contains but a single extra—a making-of documentary. (The Blu-ray version is only slightly better, adding a deleted scene.) That said, if you missed this one at the cinema, are in the mood for non-taxing derring-do with a big budget and a quality cast, or you’re a fan of the videogame series on which it’s based, then there are worse ways to spend a couple of hours. Super Mario Bros., Alone in the Dark, Double Dragon, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within…
Reviews – Games: Borderlands
by admin on Jan.19, 2010, under Reviews

Australian Penthouse asked January 2009 Pet of the Month Ashlee Adams to co-review summer blockbuster shooter-meets-RPG game, Borderlands… Continue reading “Reviews – Games: Borderlands” »
Reviews – Music: Malice in Wonderland by Snoop Dogg
by admin on Dec.23, 2009, under Reviews, Web Exclusives
Snoop Dogg’s new album, Malice in Wonderland is a far cry from Doggystyle and The Doggfather, and therefore many die-hard Snoop fans will be disappointed. Continue reading “Reviews – Music: Malice in Wonderland by Snoop Dogg” »
Reviews – Adult Products: Semenex
by Suzan Ryan on Nov.05, 2009, under Adult Reviews, Other, Web Exclusives

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Within 24 hours of consumption, the all-natural ingredients of Semenex (including cinnamon and pineapple) can neutralise the bitter taste of your gentleman’s relish, well and truly putting your junk on the menu.
Tickle her fancy this festive season, and order your jar of Semenex today. http://www.semenex.com/products.htm)
Gear… Self Invest
by admin on Sep.03, 2009, under Columns, The Magazine
Father’s Day isn’t just for dads. It’s an ideal time for men to invest in affordable, feel-good items to set them apart from the pack

Reviews: Rambo, Red Cliff, Cynthia Plastercaster & The Beatles
by admin on Aug.26, 2009, under Reviews, The Magazine

Film and DVD reviews from Australian Penthouse… this month, Rambo: First Blood, John Woo’s Red Cliff, Sasha Grey goes mainstream in The Girlfriend Experience, a different view of rock stars with Plaster Caster, and The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour Continue reading “Reviews: Rambo, Red Cliff, Cynthia Plastercaster & The Beatles” »
Reviews – Books: The Absolute Sandman: Volume Three by Neil Gaiman
by Suzan Ryan on Jul.29, 2009, under Reviews, Web Exclusives

The Absolute Sandman: Volume Three
The Absolute Sandman: Volume Three
Written by Neil Gaiman / Cover by Dave McKean
Vertigo
An involving and rewarding effort from the master of surrealist fantasy graphic novels.
It is difficult to find fault with such an iconic and perfectly presented book, other than to say that Volume Three is more a bridging-middle to the series than the snap-crackle-pop introductory story arcs of the two preceding books. Naturally, it’s wise to begin your Gaiman journey with Volume One, as these are not the kind of books you just pick up and start reading from any point; the stories are deep, broad and complex—written for adults who prefer to delve into the depths instead of the shallows, with themes of morality, mythology, life after death, faith and love.
Volume Three’s major story arc is ‘Brief Lives’ (it also features the single-issue prequel ‘Song of Orpheus’), the plot focuses on The Sandman’s sister, Delirium, and her quest to find their missing brother, Destruction. Accompanied by Dream (who carries a hidden-agenda), the pair embark on a fruitless search that throws up more questions than answers—especially between The Sandman and his son, Orpheus.
‘World’s End’, travellers’ stories about how the duo became moored at the Inn at Worlds End, provides a welcome and interesting divergence. The book also features several single-issue stories, including the acclaimed ‘Ramadan’: the story of a boy-king of ancient Baghdad and the deal he brokers with The Sandman to grant his city immortality—featuring stunning illustrations by P. Craig Russell (The Jungle Book); and ‘A Parliament of Rooks’, a prequel that examines the childhood lives of Dream and Death.
First-time bonus features include: pin-up pages from galleries in The Sandman #50 and Sandman Special #1; the ‘Desire’ story from Vertigo: Winter’s Edge #3; The Endless Gallery #1; script and thumbnails from The Sandman #50, a section on Endless products (such as poster, statues, t-shirts and more); plus an introduction by artist, Jill Thompson.
This beautifully bound book of more than 600 pages is presented in a sturdy, illustrated hardcover slipcase.
Reviews: Street Fighting, more zombie killing, music industry woes and The Doves
by admin on Jun.15, 2009, under Reviews, The Magazine
Music and game reviews from the June 2009 issue… this month we look at Street Fighter IV, The Doves’ Kingdom of Rust and the music doco Before The Music Dies Continue reading “Reviews: Street Fighting, more zombie killing, music industry woes and The Doves” »



