Australian Penthouse

Over the years, my sex life with my husband, Leon, has really started to fizzle. We used to get it on every night, then once a week, followed by once a month, and now even less. I’ve watched my weight and taken care of myself, but it doesn’t seem to be enough for him. Then I learned that there were rumours going around he was cheating on me, and I was very upset, but he simply denied it, so I let it go. I didn’t forget, however. Continue reading “CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN” »

My wife, Ann, is five-foot-six and has blue-green eyes that would melt any guy’s heart. She is 28 years old and very shy. For the first six years of our marriage, she was extremely diffident about sex, and after all that time I still had not got a blowjob from her. Continue reading “FRIENDLY FIRE” »

I’d just lost my job and was feeling depressed, so I went to my friend Danny’s house, but he wasn’t home. Margaret, his wife, was, and she invited me in to have a drink and chat.

We’d been talking for a while when she put her arms around me and said, “There, there.” A moment later, we shared a quick kiss, and then we shared another and another, each one longer than the last. Continue reading “UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFIT” »

I didn’t want to go to my mum and dad’s best friend’s farm last autumn, but my grandmother had gotten sick and on such short notice there was no where else to go. Besides I had to wait till third semester to start uni and I’d gotten into a slight problem with the cops at home, but that’s another story. Continue reading “FARMYARD FROLIC” »